Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I Danced with a homeless guy on your car because the voices told me to.

Spring break plans

I sure I wont do anything special this spring break, Ill probably just spend most of my time at home being lazy. But if I could do anything I would go somewhere I have never been like New York or Hawaii. Maybe another spring break I can go somewhere like that but for now im cool with just chillin' at home.

The Cardinals were one of the biggest surprises of the season, winning their first NFC West title and first division championship since 1975. Seeded fourth, they beatthe Falcons in the wild-card round, upset the Panthers in the divisional round and beat the Eagles in their first NFC Championship Game.

Alphabet story...

A little rat named Bob lived at home with his mom and his two brothers Tom and Carl. But one day there mom made them move out on there own. Because Carl was the oldest, he made his house first, he made his house out of cheese. Carl, after a while got hungry and ate his house. Darn, even though Carl knew his brothers would Gloat he went back home to live with his mom. Even though Carl failed, his zany brother Bob decided to live on his own. From wall to wall he made his house out of paper.Giant would be the best word to describe his new house, but when he left the front door ajar the wind just blew his elegant house away, so he had to go back and live with his mom. Hefty Tom decided he would be the only one that could make it on his own.I am the smartest, and I will prevail said Tom. Just as he was leaving he realized he did know what to build his house out of. Keeping his cool he searched for the best materials. Later he found some sticks, but he didn't think they would be strong enough. ''Maybe I will find something better'', Tom said. Near a tree he found some rock, but decided they were to small for his dream house. On the way home... to be continued

My name is Bob. I have been a trained police officer sense I was three years old. Im ten years old and I am no longer the fastest dog on the force. I am getting old and Im ready to retire. My partner officer Dave said he is looking for a family to adopted me but who wants an old dog like me, they just want the puppies. So I decided to just run away and live on my own. The next day when Dave took me for my walk I made my move. Even though I was old the three hundred pound man still wasn't able to catch me.